Did you break it? It's broken. You broke it. It's broken because you broke it. You're broken.

Usage:
Used when trying to make someone feel much worse for making a less-than-trivial mistake.

Origins:
I was once curious about how fast I could incite as much guilt as possible in the shortest amount of time. After several successful inflictions this phrase has now become a proud new addition to my verbal arsenal of campy belittlements.